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Here's a new page for everyone to add those funny emails, jokes, pics etc that they get sent every so often to share with all here. Feel free to post yours below in the comment box. You have to join the site to see all the new posts below this one, but it's well worth it and you can post your best funny ones too. Always a lot of perks being a member of this site - so sign-up now it's FREE!!!

 

What is a Bucket seat?

 

... and you thought it was something you find in high performance, sporty cars..... guess again......

 

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Comment by dave Flynn on June 1, 2012 at 14:13

Here's a water wall I came accross when I got home!

Comment by dave Flynn on June 1, 2012 at 14:09

Jesus christ!

Comment by Jon Clarke on June 1, 2012 at 14:02

Love this - one of a series you need to watch and pass on

Comment by Jon Clarke on April 13, 2012 at 14:40

A follow up to Hunter Shoots a Bear - the greatest viral ever - Tippex launches a new one, tell your friends, tweet or facebook like the page

 

Comment by Jon Clarke on March 6, 2012 at 14:19

Prepare to be amazed: My favourite site of the day.  http://www.drawastickman.com

Have a lot of fun with this great and engaging story

Comment by Jon Clarke on March 14, 2011 at 12:16
Comment by Jon Clarke on February 9, 2011 at 13:18

Playmobil Stop Motion - Joy Division - Transmission - LOVE IT!!!
Comment by Jon Clarke on October 18, 2010 at 13:23
The Tazer Lizard !!

Comment by Jon Clarke on September 16, 2010 at 15:52

Totally Eclipse of The Heart - The Literal Version
Comment by Jon Clarke on September 6, 2010 at 17:35
Here's the best FUN viral this month Tippex Ad - have fun playing with it - CLICK HERE

 

Comment by Jon Clarke on September 6, 2010 at 14:35
For all those stuck in tube/train delays today, a transport post to make you smile.

 

It takes a degree to fly a plane but only a high school diploma to fix one.
After every flight, Qantas pilots fill out a form, called a 'Gripe Sheet' which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft.

 

The mechanics correct the problems; document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the Gripe Sheets before the next flight.

 

Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humour.

 

Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by Qantas' pilots (marked with a P) and the solutions recorded (marked with an S) by maintenance engineers.

 

Qantas is the only major airline that has never, ever, had an accident.

 


P: Left inside main tyre almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tyre.

 

P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.

 

P: Something loose in cockpit.
S: Something tightened in cockpit.

 

P: Dead bugs on windshield.
S: Live bugs on back-order.

 

P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent.
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.

 

P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.

 

P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level.

 

P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That's what friction locks are for.

 

P: IFF inoperative in OFF mode.
S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.

 

P: Suspected crack in windshield.
S: Suspect you're right.

 

P: Number 3 engine missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.

 

P: Aircraft handles funny...
S: Aircraft given warning to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.

 

P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.

 

P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.

 

And one for last...

 

P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer.
S: Took hammer away from midget.
Comment by Jon Clarke on September 3, 2010 at 15:05
Here's FRIDAY's bit of afternoon fun - Cassetteboy vs The Bloody Apprentice

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